January 2012
1 post
December 2011
3 posts
Watchlhcd:
heykortney:dealanexmachina:rufustfirefly:
Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.
AWESOME COALITION.
Perfect things do exist.
lol @ tina trying to kiss jimmy.
August 2011
5 posts
Reblog if you're against animal cruelty.
“But you didn’t have to cut me off, make out like it never happened and...”
– Gotye
2 tags
my stages of being drunk:
rraacchhell:
stage one: tired
stage two: carefree
stage three: giggly
stage four: very flirty
and finally
stage five: uncontrollably happy and a slut.
““Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The...”
– Jack Kerouac
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
6 posts
“Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that...”
– Lao Tzu (via joyeuse)
May 2011
9 posts
“Pick the day. Enjoy it — to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come…...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via julie911)
: These are things that need to be said. →
crystalpalting:
People will come into your life and then, one day, they are going to leave. Some people impress, some people disappoint. Some people change you for the better and some people make so small of an impression that you may forget their face as soon as you meet another.
You cannot expect anything from…
I am incredibly awkward and negative. I get...
braindebrian:
me to the T. Lawd.
Osama is dead
adamusprime:
lifeisliterallylimited:
giantpurplemonster:
So troops can come home now?
Are gas prices going down?
Is airport security gonna stop cavity searching on the regular?
Is the war over?
YEAH, DIDN’T THINK SO.
This is why I adore Tumblr.
gas prices: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/05/gas-prices-could-fall-by-50-cents-this-summer-experts-say.html
androidboy:
22. Seek criticism, not praise.
You learn nothing by being told how great you are. Even if you think your work’s perfect – seek criticism, you can always ignore it.
When your friends mention something bad while your...
randomalina:
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
8 posts
“I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to...”
– Michael Jackson (via iwantmjback)
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
androidboy:
deveerei:
What are those? The only technology I know is tumblr.
I have a blackberry but it’s broken and doesn’t scroll right or down so does that count?
When the wrong person likes you.
January 2011
14 posts
People who talk to me while i'm listening to my...
androidboy:
My mom makes it a point that as soon as my headphones are in my ears and I press play. “HEY JAYSON BLAH BLARG BLAH.”
“The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how they...”
– Optimus Prime (via bornonthe17th)
frecksandspottles:
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
